What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 19:14

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
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-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!